shou.xing.ye
July 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
happy birthday to the original Mr Gan!
most.of.us.are.william.farquhar
July 7, 2009 at 11:44 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
a bit old joke. the names changed from swine flu to mexican flu to H1N1.

well chong, Safra is more of a club for guys (primarily cause it’s target is NS personnel) so i tink catering to female members needs would be secondary. u can just ask pple wat they tink of with the word SAFRA, female club is the last thing on their mind. and lim, let me respond on behalf of safra. "membership fee is not enough for the maintenance of club facilities and therefore, we need to rent the hall out to ensure that membership fees do not increase with the rising cost of maintenance, and also to ensure club members get to enjoy quality facilities and low cost", response taken from "10 most politically correct reasons for unhappy customers who can’t do anything even if they are dissatisfied with it (SG edition)".

did u know POSB now gives $11.25 for every $10,000 u save in their bank? bank for the pple?

isnt misleading to say it’s unlimited and immediately say it’s $5.35/month but $5.35 only buys u 10mb?

i tink the company is just so cute! AH BOON. and the damage cost is $235k but the fine is $500k. i always wonder where does the fine go? to garment or the affected parties (the 3000 residents and 70 companies and Singtel).

This just shows we shld not be over reliant on the internet. and we shld take a more relax stand i guess, it’s not like no internet the world will end. wouldnt it be scary if it were?

actually i dont disagree with eating and drinking on MRT AS LONG AS the pple who eat dont litter, leave crumbs, bring pungent food, spill drinks, etc. but i guess too many idiots will do such things that’s why perhaps it’s a better idea to ban food and drinks. anyway, i tink quite ‘cool’ to have your pictures up in newspaper ya? no mosiac even.

then dont watch soccer la! so boring. 25 men chasing after a ball. YAWN!

i tink if the Mr aggrawai from the article above of this reads this promo, he will be damn DL.

wa, so many died in the course of preparing to protect the nation.

i remb reading last year that M1 and starfug would bring iPhones in. apparently not. new phone out this friday!

watever happened to him sia? yucks.

really got so good meh? if so good, how come some of the quotes are from unknowns? and the last comment just states a guy who watches for megan fox. tsk tsk.

some nus law student complaining they can’t get an internship cos the law firms are reserving slots for SMU. the first highlight is the response from SMU associate dean denyin such practise, but interesting she uses the word partners. the 2nd highlight is from Mr Jarrod Ng who is HR director but he has no idea abt the figures of SMU and NUS interns but somehow he knows the figure has remain constant. in the 3rd highlight, at least an admin officer from a firm had the balls to tell the truth. i like the last highlight the most, where the prof actually recommended not doing internship and spend it on student activities and sports!

dont say nv warn you.

the woman on the right is a billionaire who passed away of cancer leaving behind her fortune that is being fought by her supposed ex lover and a foundation. the ex lover is her fengshui consultant and while she consulted on his fengshui skills, she also consulted his head massage skill and that they somehow "fell in love" or smth like that. since the billionaire is dead, the fengshui master now claims that b4 she died, she say she wanted to leave everything for him, which is like billions of dollars. this fengshui master also received tons of her money during his consultation and tink he has a bungalow, helicopter and stuff (he is by far poor). have i mentioned the fengshui dude is already married? now he is claiming that he and billionaire were in love and he deserves the money. i wonder how the wife take it, for money sake? and he already so comfortably living his life, why would he want to fight with a foundation? greed is wat drives pple to improve and wat drives pple to disgrace.

some guy removed 3 trees from HIS house and was fined $6000. wth rite? cos his house was supposedly in the tree conservation area. who the hell knows of such a regulation? and the money goes to NPark direct. wth. no wonder quiet quiet.

40 trees felled without approval. at least $80,000! cool shit. and the guy that was fined $6000 also bit siao. he went mp to ask for help saying he lost his job. how poor thing. but dont forget, he owes a private house in holland road area. more of that next.

some guy from NParks said this law is widely publicised, to who? squrriels? and his example was a 2003 one, my goodness! that’s 6yrs ago! the info is on the website, but who would go read it? too bored then go read garment website? and see! the kena fined $6000 guy lives in a $2,500,000 house! for goodness sake, if he wanna appeal, at least give a better reason! Lost a job, lame.

if u happen to live in this area, tell your parents dont anyhow be george washington and chop trees k?

lame rules sia. and point 3, they make the rules until like the trees belong to them, but when ask to prune or remove, the trees dont belong to them anymore le.

did u know they are actually pple who fish from LONG GANG (drain or some pple say it as LONG GAO) then cook them? yee. canal fish makes it sound nicer hor, but it’s still from the long gang!




seems like mediac*ck’s tactics of using rape to generate emotions have been discovered! just in this year, at least 4 dramas got rape scene le.


and it also seems that pple who get rape in dramas also get awards from mediac*ck’s own award show. and i seriously tink joann peh’s performance in little nonya was so so only. in fact i tink little nonya is SUPER overrated. yucks.

these SOBs started work on a saturday at 9am. they went on for abt 30mins before taking a 3 hr break then finishing off 30mins ltr. why dont they just start at 1230 and finish at 130 and not come to my place and drill the hell out of the road so damn early on a saturday morning?

seriously dude, there’s so much space to park around my area, why must u park outside mine?

it pays to be a bodyguard!
i tink pple who always read finish my posts deserve pats on the bag. i tink slin might finish it. rite? ha.
[latest update: pat on teo's head for reading everything!]
superior.us.forces
July 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm | In Uncategorized | 4 Comments
while i like transformers, i somehow cant say the same about this movie, sadly. I personally feel the story inside seems to be lacking in content and much attention was spent on explosions and the cameramen going 360degrees for every scene. and after the show, i have much questions (spoiler ahead, don’t read if u intend to watch the show).
1) why do i feel that the autobots are always outnumbered by decepticons by yet the autobots always win? and the decepticons are just better la, they have destruticons, airplanes, satellites versus the autobots which are only chervolet cars.
2) so how did the all spark that was with sam helped to lead him to the generator thing? tink it was the old robot in the museum that gave him all the clues he needed to find the matrix and generator.
3) why the decepticons wanted to steal the all spark from the military base? was it to revive the dead megatron? i dont remb so leh, and if the all spark could revive megatron, why not optimus?
4) what kind of name is ‘the fallen’? his/her parents must hate him during birth.
5) i thot megatron was dead in the previous episode when the all spark exploded in him. always can spawn back one?
6) there are such things as the great prime robot spirits?
7) why did these spirits only intervene when sam like acted heroically? if he didn’t means they wouldn’t help materialize the matrix and let everyone die? selfish spirits. ha.
8. how come the last scene when the good guys (autobots and the powerful US army and some British army with their puny guns) were surrounded by so many decepticons, yet they could hold on for so long?
9) during the last scene why the decepticons dont just aim optimus prime’s body and blow it up?
10) wat happened to the little toy car robot with megan fox?
anyway, i watch the show at the Grand Cathay and the cinema was huge! unfortunately I was sitting in the first few rows in front of the gigantic screen. seems ok actually. but when they movie was showing, i wonder was it my distance to the screen or the irritating cinematography, i seem to miss out many action. The constant 360degree movement of the camera (imagine a fighting scene, then they just keep going 360degrees round and round like roller coaster) was plain extra. to be honest, during robot fighting scenes, i could hardly make out who was having the upper hand only until i see one robot pulling another apart. oh, i tink the irritating thing about american shows sometimes is that they always like to show how powerful the americans are, how superior and good the US army forces is. or is it just a boost of morale for the real US army soldiers?
overall while i enjoy the sound effects, i tink the content is lacking (or i nv pay attention which is also likely) and the action is too much (or i was just sitting too near the screen).
i.am.lucky.i.am.not.afraid.of.snakes
June 22, 2009 at 3:20 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
can samuel L.J help me?


this little snake was found loitering around my place. found it just when i was about to take a poop! then quickly went to take camera. then after trying to capture it, it ran into some corner where i could do nth! so irritating. and since i had no idea at that moment if it was venomous, i din dare to get too close. the snake kind of look like the one from this site, and if so, it’s just a small harmless snake, well, that’s if it’s really the house wolf snake.
I still don’t know where is it!
the.future.is.written.in.stone
June 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
here’s the part i complain. do u know sometimes those contruction lorry drivers overload with sand or stones just love donating some of them onto the roads? how many times have i seen great pockets of sand and stone, sometimes even cement or a solid wooden block (who the hell throws that on the road?). these are almost negilible for cars, which happen to have 4 wheels, but certainly dangerous for bikes, but who gives a shit. and wat’s up with the car running away? a unlicensed driver?

it’s not either parties who get the last lauf, once again, it’s the lawyers. recession proof job, for those of u who lack inspiration or ideas abt wat to do with life, be a lawyer. and i think the priest are a little mean, having to pay additional $67,600 for ancillary expenses, thou i shldnt judge, but how is this poor woman gonna pay off the debt?

the rock is seriously damn big.

after the great success of taupok and hardy, i can see why pple still have a dream of being a star.

i tink women tennis is only good to watch when there’s a sexy girl screaming like she’s been given one hell of a good time everytime she returns a ball. other than that, guys tennis is much much better. well, i hope edison stays young and defines fun the way he does, i’m awaiting more photos!

mr tan have mentioned that there is heavy traffic, wouldnt installing a traffic light in front of their estate make traffic even heavier?

yes, my shopoholic friends, heed the advise!

i dont understand why would his 12 year old photo was published instead of his current one. to protect his identity?


different sportsmen, diff attitude. so does someone admit his last victory was purely because of his car?


it must be a SMU student who is honest isn’t it? and yes, it’s so bad to use student discount when one is not a student! shame on u! =)


in response a week later. well, truth be told, my pen name is robin low and i despise such dishonesty. yes, beneath this cheapskate appearence, hides a facade who no one knows or expect. and wat sort of values were taught? none where i came from. there’s no compulsary module called honesty1101. isnt taking advantage of a weakness wat clever stategies are about? and i certainly dont see how such perks would be taken away as that would just decrease competitive advantage.
well, i’m done with the boring/nonsense stuff. pics from dslr coming soon.
i.am.a.country.pumpkin
June 4, 2009 at 12:05 am | In Uncategorized | 5 Comments



Can you believe it? I have had a handphone for 11years already! My gosh. And i have tried all 3 operators. Current line has been with me for 7years! My goodness! and yes, i do keep my bills even after 11years!

Guess wat, even Ikea has a piece on me. And since i am so enjoyable, i am OUT OF STOCK! =)

I tink ever since the swimming pool around my place became a nightspot, illegal parking became a problem.

so cute!

what does a little nonya got to do with osim products?

I call any other vespas my cousins.. ha. these are my older cousins. and the one with the union jack is damn nice!

who said frolick only sold yoghurt! they say shoes too.

have i mentioned my worst nightmare?

no way does edmund chen looks like he is 46 years old! i seriously thot he was 30+..

interesting that the solution wasn’t exercise. and the saying does not go with her solution, a more appropirate one would be "there are no ugly women in the world, only poor ones"

mediacorp’s new male darling. don’t ask me why. i really dont understand.

BO LIAO.

BO LIAO.


number of BO LIAO women.


do the pple attending the meeting tink that it is a circus show? their behavior is questionable.

Actually my take on the Aware saga is that it is nothing but BO LIAO. seriously ST seems to have little else to report, either that, they are just responding to demands of their readers who happen to be BO LIAO. and i tink the women who only became involved after the incident was reported is BO LIAO. if u really cared, you would have participated a LONG LONG time ago. but who am i to comment ya?

buy insurance for wat?

seriously, if no doors, how i shit in peace? auntie ar, i know u have a valid concern, but please. and i tink the safety of young girls is a problem too, oh and safety of women on a whole, so i therefore suggest the cubicles in female public toilets shld have no doors. I am sure that most civer-minded women would not mind the loss of privacy to ensure the safety for themselves. damn, why not just have no female toilets, i am sure if women were asked to pee and shit in the open, they will have less chances of being sexually abused.

wa rao. i tink it’s quite catchy mah. But i must say the way it’s being repeated in the show is a bit fake.

and i found the great grand zhor gong of all fighting spiders at my house la. it’s at least 5cm by 5cm. and it moves fast. i thot was a flying dust ball.

and my house also has the great grand zhor gong of all fighting grasshoppers. my house is like insect farm.
well, that’s all folks. pats on the back!
DSLR.does.magic
May 16, 2009 at 5:33 am | In Uncategorized | 4 CommentsRecently I finally bought a dslr! got it off clubsnap forums. so far, it’s great!

bought a Canon 20D, a little older model but I didnt think i would need a newer model. It’s supposed to be between entry and professional dslr. And most impt reason, it was within my budget, probably cant afford a new one from the shop. too poor. anw, like i said earlier, i tink it’s more than enuff for me and i still like it a lot though i had it more than a month already! currently have 2 lens in my collection but seriously have no idea how to use them to their potential. learning in progress.

shot @ hort park. had to follow it around for a while before it settled down.

shot @ carterbury road. tagged along with zz’s wedding photoshoot. hope the studio dont kill me.

shot @ carterbury road. Though the colors aint that great (heavily edited after shot), i thot it’s quite a cute shot of them.

shot @ henderson wave. a bit candid but i liked the expression.

shot @ henderson wave. love her shoes.

shot @ charlton. Not very clear, tried so hard with many thousand settings. Maybe my lens not good enuff?

shot @ botanical gardens. nice colors?

shot @ botanical gardens. abit not sharp.

shot @ botanical gardens. random greens.

shot @ botanical gardens.there were like at least 5 couples there doing wedding shots. bet they were all waiting to photograph at this monumental structure which i have no idea wat it’s called.

shot @ botanical gardens. I like the way this looks, but i tink colors a little lacking, or is it sharpness?

shot @ botanical gardens. yes, i know a bit lame.

shot @ botanical gardens. children in their own world.

shot @ charlton. check out the cool hairdo.

shot @ serangoon. a different pigeon.

shot @ serangoon. there’s only one outcome if u consume this alcohol.

shot @ botanical gardens. I just like it. =)

shot @ botanical gardens. someone’s surprise party.
while uploading, i wondered what watermark i shld have, how big shld it be, wat color, etc. still not sure wat i shld have, but now a lil tired le, just ‘efferverscence’ shall do for now.
and my sensor a lil dirty (most obvious on first pic), time to send for sensor cleaning.
xin.fu
May 5, 2009 at 5:30 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Happiness can be a concert.

Happiness can be a simple meal.
Whatever happiness is, I appreciate them and am thankful for them. =)
i.have.no.idea.why.i.blogged.this
May 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment“Feminism is the idea that women should have political, social, sexual, intellectual and economic rights equal to those of men.” – wikipedia
I think the grey area would be women treated with equal rights and treated as equals.
While I agree with the former, I don’t quite agree with the latter.
Is it really so unfair to say generally women can’t drive as well as men? But isn’t it sometimes true, women just can’t drive as well? Of the times I see cars changing lane abruptly, driving on 2 lanes, road hogs, 50% of such occurrence are female drivers. Of course it is damn right to say NOT all female drivers drive badly, I don’t disagree with that for I have female friends who can drive far better than myself, but regarding the general population?
For what one lacks in, one is better at something else and the list of “something else” is infinite.
How can anyone fight for equality when we are different? Not just man and woman, human are all not equal (that’s the great part about life). Why would you want to be an equal? Don’t you want to be unique?
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