nonsense.nonsense.nonsense

here’s some stuff u people might have missed out.

I’m sure gays will wanna buy it too
 

ya. i seriously tink so. i always feel more refreshed after a run.

 

this is a singles party organized by Stomp, local newspaper online subsidairy. but with a host in a bikini, i dun tink i will pay much attention to the other opposite gender participants if i was there.

 

oh. this is really lame. which part is patriotism? not buying the jersey when they were losing? or buyin the jersey when they were winning? wa lau. the team wasnt winning then people dun buy. win then buy. obviously this is not patriotism.

 

a vending machine with shoes exposed. cute. maybe actually it is to satisfy those weird fetish of wanting to ‘do’ with a vending machine.

 

doesnt this bloody lance coporal know how to wear his jockey cap? he tink he damn cool cover his eyes. if the general was in front of him, i can bet he wouldnt have been able to see.

 

if u could really live a normal live without stepping out of the house, then u wun need to party rite? normal is defined by something that is familiar. i dun party everyday, henceforth, it is exceptional and NOT normal. so above demo contridicts goals. also, some other country already done this glass house thing. can i have more innovation please?

 

yup. for those of u with maids, know that a $5000 bond is paid. and maid run away = no bond to take back. seriously, this is one of the most lame shit bond. maid is not my slave, i dun chain them up. so if they really run, there’s nth i can do(except kiss my $5000 goodbye!).

 

brief history. of late, there are many complaints about taxi offerring tourist a fixed marked up price to send them to their dest. they also refuse to fetch if they requested to go by the meter. i kena this in thailand b4, and that f*cker driver din even fetch us to the rite place. hope he get aids. anyway, some people suggest firing these toutters. i tink the root problem is taxi drivers dun earn enuff as competition is too intense. i tink their bosses(NTUC, citicab, smrt) shld step in and help by decreasing the rental of the car and stop earning big bucks out of these poor drivers. then with lesser rental and higher margins, they might see no incentive to tout and get themselves in trouble.

 

is this too hard for primary 6? if i use alegrabra. still can solve. if dun have, i tink i dun noe. some senior teacher took 19mins to do these 3 sums. wa lau. maybe the paper is really a bit too hard for these little 12year olds.

 

flour price rise == rise in bread price

 

chicken food price go up == chicken rice price also increase. btw, this is kim san leng at bishan.

 

they talk abt david having around like 2 millions confiscated. but they nv say the reason they took it! stupid.

 

did u know that they had to untie their turbans last time to check?

 

Comments abt the 4 men at the protest.

1. seriously angry. protest leader.

2. wat u staring at. body guard of person 1.

3. goofy. there to entertain everyone with his goofy look.

4. sign holder. just in for the ride.

update update update.. okies..update..wed. took one whole bloody day to finish mkt assignment even though i had quite good ‘reference’ already. but wanted it to be good cos its like 10%? a lot ya. went out around 5pm to do mkt survey. yup. all the way to sch just for mkt survey. 30mins. was almost late though. then hang out in sch a while b4 having dinner with coco pops.

thurs. did computer security project. had to summarize AACS and fairplay. then had to format team mate’s web pages to same look. was about to leave for sch when, it poured. great. thot of driving, but dun wanna let semb corp earn my parking money. and the rain will slow all the cars down, makin me take a longer time to reach. so i din wanna go sch liaoz. sian. but last min, i said, heck care la. rain then rain la. no rain can stop dave from doin wat he wants to do. So out i rode, in my nice and cool army gortex jacket. it is seriously very water proof! n when i was half way to sch, the other side of the island wasnt even raining! wa lau. lucky i went out la. i got to sch a little late though. went for hair cut after that. a little too short. sigh.

fri. finished sch. submitted comp security proj. had B2C meeting. submitted revised comp security. studied with some friends for a while. went home.

sat. hang out with PR at pool and watched the ‘last king of scotland’. about some tyrant leader in uganda, africa. quite interesting and scary. but the lead guy is seriously quite siao. went over oxford street, son’s place, for steamboat. as usual, food there nv disappoints. thanks son.

sun. hang out with corp people. arcaded! wanted to arcade for so long. hope to get my time crisis 4 skills buffed up. anyway, my apologise once more for a certain someone(if u r reading, u know who u r, and i read your blog, really hope u r not angry). slept late to finish accouting homework and proj case study.

mon. accounting meeting. accounting lecture. hang out with BB, aaron, mat, slin and XMN’s friend. went engine for lunch. one of my favourite sch food is there! went jogging with nic. she is one active girl. ran about 5,6,7 km? lost count. too many rounds around the track. that girl dun like to run around nice scenary of nus. say got slope! but seriously, nus got tonnes of slope! its like build into the hills like those historical temples built into those mountains.

past week was quite busy. had many datelines. this comin week only have one assignement due. much better liaoz. but need to start my shoppin cart project liaoz. at least set up my com. sigh sigh sigh.

its a dream come true! Kimi wins!!!

 

My ideal woman. skinny to the bones. look damn nice.

some irc chat joke thing. nic adores the website.

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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 <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn’t it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

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<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o…k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, “sup?”
<foniks`> whatd u think they’d say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, “G`Day mate”

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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it’ll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that’s gotta hurt
<r`heaven>

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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> …
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it’s missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?

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<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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 JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here’s how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you’re obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That’ll be one blowjob please.

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Look at the jump. wa lau..damn power.

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spot the fat spartan! aroof aroof aroof!

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the reason i dun like harley cos i tink they are ridiculous like this bike.

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below pic is not for the faint hearted! 

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there are like so many styles. missonary, etc. wonder wat is this.

Oh. i know why so many of u complain of tiny fonts. i tink it would actually help if u all dun use firefox. internet explorer greets u all with both arms wide open. if not press ‘CTRL’ and ‘=’ a few times. it shld help! 

sigh. rainy weather n loneliness makes one think more than usual. there comes a point in life where u suddenly ask, wat am i goin to do with this life. maybe i’m just getting older.

wed, had accounting meeting, yes, dave takes acct for those who dun know. progressed not far. this is my first time takin account and as interesting as it is, i tink the proj is way too demanding. to analysis a company’s annual report with my barely polished 2 months of acct education and maybe 3.5mths by the time i finish the module is pretty RIDICULOUS. but suck it dave and just do it! lucky my teammates are pretty nice. went out with BB after that. no mood to do things liaoz, so went out walk walk. brought bike to shop to change my coolant. but uncle say nv see my coolant water b4, say he dun noe how to change. actually i know how to change, but when i was trying, the screw refused to budge. So the uncle just unloosen the screw with his special tool n suggested i change myself. he gave me smth to do the next day. i dont mind, i am pretty hands on. went sim lim and bugis after that. bought phone memory card(unlimited photo taking). polo tee. 2 cheap skate belts. told BB maybe we meet too often. we laughed. I laughed.

Thurs, since i was bestowed the task to change the coolant, i carried out my duties. quite fun. i felt like half a mechanic. with a little more training, i dun need a degree to earn a living. went for make up mkt lec at 2 alone. sigh. sch ended at 6. cant remembered wat i did after that.

Fri, sch. ended. looked for lunch partner. called SL. ok. went out. took bus as it looked rainy. inital plan was to vivo, but ended up at suntec cos somebody had a donut craving. somebody. i am not goin to say who. but somebody. reached suntec at 4+ nearing 5? had vinegar apple juice to curb the hungry a bit. the pearls are like food. anyway, donut queue damn long. the shop wasnt that big, but there were like 20+ pple inside. wondered if it was a diseconomy of scale. okies. so SL got her donuts n dave got his. went carrefour get some stuff, b4 heading back to sch as irritating SL had some training. hall. yee. 6+pm liao. dave still havent had lunch. SL feeling guilty gave dave smth. refer to pic below. went to find eugene n gave him a spicy cheese donut b4 heading home for dinner. only had sugared donut from canteen, curry puff and oh ya, pearls for food the whole day. till dinner that is. first time gastric wasnt feeling well. better not do this anymore!

sat, all i remembered was i stayed home the entire day. was doin some work. acct homework n some shit. sigh. but nvm, the past few days had enuff time off liaoz. was supposed to go ali’s. but was lazy to leave house n wanted to get my acct work done. no. i am not hardworking. just wanna clear stuff off the pile. sigh.

sun. was supposed to go sch for mkt meeting but got cancelled in the end. which was good. cos i have nv been to sch on a sun b4 n hope it stays that way. n even if go back, i hope its for fun. not work. i am damn sian of work. spent sunday afternoon tryin to zhng my bike. success! after like 3-4hrs? will show some pics. too bad i forgot to take the b4 pics. maybe next time. at nite, had the bloody headache. yes. THE bloody headache. the last bloody headache i had was more than a month ago. some of u might recall from my previous entry. maybe i really have brain tumour. the headache is not those where ur head just hurts, i cant focus my vision n head cant tink coherently. it really sucks. was struggling to do mkt assignment while having it. finished 1qns, sent to friend n off to bed.

mon. had meeting at 10am. couldnt make it as still feelin not that well. made it for 11am consultation. acct lecture after that. mkt survey. mkt meeting. day ended late. but fortunately, headache went away half way. not fully recovered, but better than nothing. sick also cannot take off.

tues. today. mkt presentation. reason why i was pretty well dressed in sch. for those that spotted me. good for u. realized everytime i presented smth, i would suddenly become more fierce. sigh. dun noe wat’s up with me. always so nervous when i dun have to. day ended. hung out with FOW gang. tried helpin brother with her lab, but their lab was a bit out of my scope. i did understand how to do in the end, but was of no help to brother though. anyway, am quite happy they are pretty good friends with each other. no thanks to me of cos. they just happened to clique well.

in summary, past week has been pretty busy. weekends are no exceptions. blog updates getting slower. many datelines comin up this week. must really try to clear the pile. aim to have a nice sat or sun to relax. n the rain is starting to get on my nerves. but not like there’s anything i can do.

lastly, would like to say, life is like a CEO. u think hard, work hard, spend long hours but its the major shareholders that get the company’s profit. suck it.

these are suntec donuts. i tink was the one that was from raffles city? the one that started the donut woo-haa? correct me if i am wrong. anwyay, much better than those from vivo. bread was very soft. but i tink they shld really revamp their orderin system. its really inefficient. go see it yourself. i was in the queue for 30+mins la. wa lau.

SL gave me not one, but TWO of these. wow! for lunch! thanks man!

i striped my bike’s pants and exposed its naked butt. zhng the pipe abit. will show wat i did when i take pictures again. for u non-technical pple. that’s the rear of my bike without all the casing. for those who sat on my bike b4, ur ass was on top of this ugly thing!

ciao.

sunday nite was at ali’s place. they had their wine tasting session. i dun like wine. cant appreciate now. collected my tacopachi powder that i bought from daiso 1 or 2 weeks ago. we’ll see if it was success.

mon. remembered i said as a biker i would be sian to see the rain? yup. point still stays. while i was on my way to sch, it was raining donkeys and horses. i had to pull over at the busstop cos it was really very heavy. was goin to be late for sch. sigh. i brought change for running in the evening. seeing the rain wasnt goin to stop soon, i had 2 solutions. one, i could just ride in the rain with wat i was wearing(t-shirt n board shorts), reach sch n change to singlet. two, change to singlet now, reach sch then change back to t-shirt. i chose the latter cos i din wanna be at sch in singlet. i dun have big macho stylo arms. choosing the latter means i changed out of my t-shirt a little further away from the busstop. i was half nake in public. yeek. and while riding my way to sch at abt 60km/h, not only was it cold, the droplets of rain water hitting my skin was like millions of sand thrown at me. trust me, it hurts. by the time i reached sch. my singlet, underwear, board shorts were all wet! n i was late for an hour. freezing cold. i had to park at the lots near the bus stop. i bet the people there were laufing at the wet chicken(me) when i walked past. after changing my top, i din look so pathetic, but i was still very very cold. tink hypothermia. oh, in lecture, i received a present! n nic n i din run in the end. but lucky i had the change of clothes. else i would be wearing transparent white wet t-shirt after riding in the run. oh. n my wetproof material crumpler damn good. kept my laptop dry!

tues, today. did mkt report till abt 6am. coffee at 10pm kept me up. skipped 2 lessons in the morning. but nvm, will make up on thurs. cs3266 still quite lost. everyone probably finished like 50%. i finished 1%. sigh.

Love the way lawyers argue with each other. anyway, rajah is ex-father-in-law of shanmugam. both are like senior counsels or watever u call them. just means they are damn clever.

sometimes it is not easy being a lawyer when u seem to be ridiculed by the audience in the gallery.

Dun say japanese car metal soft. german car also chui. n i din noe diana was having an affair. ultimate way to end your life while being caught in the affair.

maybe its just me, but i tink this poster follows too much of the resident evil: extinction theme too much!

My first present if u dun count free meals as presents. haha. i din mentioned to the giver, but i am rather touched and surprised at the same time. she made my day even though the day started off really wet and down.

that’s all folks. meeting soon. sigh.

p.s are my fonts really small? they really look ok here.