nonsense.nonsense.nonsense

its been days. its been weeks. its been months.

she looked so much better in gossip girl.

fat wong was so afraid of this. hope one climbs into her car one day.

some ass broke off the bunny’s neck and decided not to be responsible for it. gracious singaporeans.

remind me nv to buy cartoon character cake for my kid. looks good b4 cutting. but after cutting? well…

some huge dried ant found on my table while cleaning up. no idea where it came from.

the humble beginnings of Dr. Octavious.

i tink day beds are so cool. =(

aaron, u know wat to do.

surely, not everyone enjoys sex.

if everyone cleared their used crockery, wont the cleaners be fired? then who will feed them?

for my fat friends interested in weight losing, at least do it the healthier way.

how in the world does this sounds nice to eat?

while waiting for my son, went riding and exploring his neighbourhood and found seletar airport! was supposed to be looking for buffalo wings but to no avail. but this was just as interesting. u dont exactly get to see planes just behind a fence in front of u.

that’s all folks. blog on mira and room shld be coming right up. xoxo.

the future of ERP. one at every 10 metres.

sometimes i wonder why i am so interested in doing this. anyway, this is the 2nd version. the 1st version got lost while was typing and my house had a power failure. TMD.

i had direct bus for 2 decades till i had NEL. we suffer the same buddy. 3 cheers for competition.

read the fine prints. ONLY TO SINGTEL NUMBERS.

my first reaction: "SO WAT?" besides, i tink the numbers are biased.

Dont ever tink ur messages/conversations are not tracked by THEM.

I knew having breasts brings u to places. Shit. i better get some man-boobs.

wat a delightful treat.

it can finish the century mark in 5.7secs! that is damn bloody fast la. but if i know better, tink the correct timing shld be 15.7sec.

please.. like it will happen.

well said.

i tink i will make sure my daughters go thru this. girls spend money like water when they go shoppin buying things that they will nv wear at the spur of the moment only to regret ltr.

u do know poison can penetrate your body by any other means than only consumption rite?

unfair compairson. other pple’s country actually subsidise prices of oil. i tink sg charges tariff on it instead. correct me if i am wrong.

this woman is damn fit la. the TV is bloody heavy la. and i tink she has a TV bigger than mine. whoever said villagers are poor.

they make refrigerators, washing machines and TVs look weight-less.

i guess that is some joy in having your petrol stolen.

i guess there is some joy in an opposition anger protest too. seriously, i tink the reporter choses these photos to poke fun.

i bet u din know Einstein said that. i first heard it in the happening.

i tink this service is akin to friends recording tapes and sharing with friends. wat is so wrong? Copyright is just a fascade to cover up for lucrative profits.

are u saying that during Mahathir, I mean Doctor Mahathir’s reign, that he wasnt doing a good job on relations?

we have one potential m’sia premier being related to a mongolian’s death. and the only guy providing evidence decides to withdraw. ONE, the whole thing was bogus and this guy is just a prata. TWO, he was bribed/threatened to provide the evidence. THREE, he was bribed/threatened to redraw the evidence.

he was the man to teach me the word sodemise. and he is damn suay. always kena stupid allegations when he is about to get to power. aint pointing any fingers. oh, he is also contesting to be m’sia next premier i tink.

and here i was tink water sports regulations shld tighten after the Cambodia dragon boat event.

did u know the guy playing this role is already dead?

the price of ONE rolls-royce. i can buy about 7 flats from HDB, 4 flats from open market, 2 condos or 1 house.

the rich dont seemed to be much affected by inflation and all.

i tink i havent taken much out from my FNA2004 lessons. hope my calculation is rite. but i tink wat Mr Lim pointed out is rather astounding. so how the hell did SBS blow the figure up to $9mil? or was this figure in rupees? or was it a shit reason to increase our fare? oh ya, diesel prices just went above $2. so i guess bus fares will surely raise very soon.

65. there are freaking 65 gantries. its abt time we had an online website to help us. and it isnt on LTA website. why not? isnt LTA the **s that started all the gantry sh*t? shldnt LTA compensate us for making us remember all the gantries in this crowded little island?

i always tell my friend, when u die, pple always have the nicest thing to say abt u. i am quite sure if i die now, the newspaper will put "Dave was a bright undergraduate and blah blah blah…"

xoxo,
cynic old man