act.cool.only

April 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments

I resized some of the pics wrongly, so they’re a little smaller than usual.

 


it pays to be an SMU student hor. NTU ones sounds a bit, uhmm, shan’t say. ANYWAY, i think this article was misleading in the sense that the survey was done last year b4 the economic crisis hit BIG time. i highly doubt fresh grads can get this high anymore.

 


first they say, $23.54/mth, then they say in smaller prints it’s $34.24. Please don’t confuse the little subscriber!

 



*act innocent*

 








Well said! I think u can write a thesis paper on this!

 


The lawyers are always the winners. Please study law. $4.1mil! oh my.

 


The exact reason why i dont get en-bloc.

 


The new "Sex Goddess"

 


so much for petitions.

 


Clever marketing. The target market will surely get the message.

 


I din know we were even remotely interested in rugby.

 


and i keep hearing pple say they dont wanna go into sales. this salesman drive the evo9z one leh. anyhow also got $100,000.

 


after killing someone at a road accident, all u need is to serve a day at jail. and lawyer is damn power, from $10,000 fine, then apparent clause in the road traffic act suggesting no monetary value is required, then $0 fine. Having a power lawyer is impt.

 


Damn, why din i receive this!

 


I have one very (x100) simple solution for you. IMPOSE CURFEW ON YOUR DAUGHTER!

 


Uhmm, the girls ar.. dot dot dot. wonder wat is m1’s mkt team thinking.

 


Naked? No la, got wear black underwear one. and u see the guy at the back, his expression is quite funny.

 


All men are the same. haha.

 


well, to be fair, the painting job is not that risky considering the measures put in. And i think construction work is more tiring than painting work. And why they bring back bars and bars of soap? And i like the last line, sadly, so true.

 


Sex factor!

 


people were complaining abt the bunch of ang mo kids talking in the speak chinese advert. really got so bad meh? i quite like it leh.

 

A lot of article rite? A big pat on the back if u actually read all.

ami.tub.ba.cha

April 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm | In Uncategorized | 6 Comments

 

This was my favourite scene from Slumdog millionaire. Right around 2:17 of the youtube video! I saw it abt 5 times le and am still laughing. usually in war shows, the hero will ride the horse and appear over the hill and save the day, this scene was like that, except it was a boy covered in super liquidy yellow poop wanting to meet his idol. Repeat after me AMITABH BACHCHAN (pronounced as ami-tub ba-cha)!!!!!

tuesday.is.stay.home.night

April 14, 2009 at 10:46 pm | In Uncategorized | 4 Comments


Just caught the first episode and all i can say is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously one of mediacorp’s good show! hope it starts off well, goes well and ends well. seriously funny and light hearted. not to mention nostalgic, with ice balls, kampong setting and of cos, fighting spiders (the show’s name). So for all folks who have nth to do on tues 830-930, catch it. I know i will. and if i am not free, i’ll be surely taping it!

 


Just saw this also. I wouldn’t say it’s as captivating as Fighting Spiders, but it’s too early to tell for this. but i’ll definitely try to watch it. Oh, i missed the scene where adrian pung saved kong hwa, so if anyone saw, let me know? Thanks!

 


wanna watch girls wear skimply and girl-on-girl action!? then this is your show. Want to gain some laughter? Try another show. Want to gain some insights to life? Try another show. In fact for all other purposes, try another show. nuff said!

Rain.rain.come.again.

April 13, 2009 at 10:46 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment



For you CSI: Miami fans, these lines should seem super familiar! Lt. Horatio Caine and his infamous one-liners. I couldn’t take it after 2min.

charlie.says.sometimes.the.roads.find.you

April 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment




My pathetic attempt to taking picture of the moon. I really need a SLR. Actually have been talking abt getting one for so long le. Just that the good deals run away too fast.

 


Old school furniture. the left cabinet has 2 special feature unfound in new furnitures. First, it has net doors, not glass doors. This way, the plates can air. Second, the legs got this little pot to contain water, so ants cant get to the cabinet! and the quality of the cabinet must be quite good to last so long!

 


And speak abt old sch, this car is the king! rust liao but still moving strong i guess. Perfect candidate for MTV’s pimp my ride!

 


went to sao mu for my grandpa. This is the view from his mu. not bad, no blockage, on a mountain.

 


facebook fever. from the web to car batteries.

 


wat more could a man ask for but a trusty companion for the lonely nights online. yes, it’s an ant and it’s inside (meaning not on the screen so i cant flick it away) my laptop LCD screen.

 


rainbow! there are a few things most pple are facinated with. Rainbox and fireworks and more.

life=unable->able->unable

April 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm | In Uncategorized | 7 Comments


anyone wants to start an insurance company with me? sure earn one. =)

 


Yes. It is very convenient to increase premium. And dude, your story is just gatsby-up! can imagine u did nth wrong but yet u r the one who has to go through all the trouble to correct the mistake.

 


oh come on, dont have such thoughts, else my new insurance company wun be profitable le.

 


Why shld insurers give out money for photos? wun that increase their cost and ultimately the premium? besides, asking the public to take picture is, let’s just put it nicely, a not very bright idea. already when there’s an accident, even when the cars have been moved to the road shoulder, every mother’s son and father’s daughter will slow down to check the involved cars, causing a jam even when the roads are clear. can u imagine if these mother’s sons and father’s daughter stopped to take picture hoping to get $100? PLUS, the timing required as the angle must be good ar, lighting ar, cause only the best pic will get $100 mah. PLUS, the voting process in the insurance company to choose the best picture ar. PLUS, imagine u kena accident, damn pissed off, then 100 motorist come take picture of u, your car, the other guy’s car. Mr Tan, not very bright idea.

 


I tink shld expel mah. then next time when they are old, they can tell their grandchildren, "last time, ah gong ran about in sch showing my little wee wee". surely an unforgettable memory. and i tink they were thinkin with their small head rather than the big head.

 


I nv knew it was harder for an elderly to open an account.

 


Did u know tekong is under East Coast GRC? I should have complained that although there were lifts serving every floor, the landlords din allow us to use it.

 


Huh? really ar, no more aljunied grc? so sad. and yes, middle class i tink shld be worst cause they dont ever benefit from anything. when economy is good, upper class enjoy as their business grow. when econ is bad, govt give out more money to lower class. seriously, when do middle benefit?

 


thanks for the advise, definitely not watching. how can ask an angmo company to film a asian movie?

 


load yourself with a cuppa the next time u exercise!

 


wassup with bruce and demi? after divorce, both wan younger mates.

 




Mr Seah, first, it takes 2 to tango. second, even if it’s not your bloody fault, and the driver’s responsibility, the one who is going to eat the tarmac is u. so, please tink again. And Ms Farhana, set the mood for wat? U going to war is it?

 


We live in a corporate world where talent can be bought and not frowned upon.

 






Wa, as they say, as time passes, NS just gets easier and easier. How come this cardio guy can go Jouk every wed? no need stay in? then no stay in also get $600. so jealous! then his thursday work performance wun get affected cause of his lack of sleep? and free entry to jouk on wed? member leh. and why the reporter must say he is from CJC? wat the heck is that supposed to mean? and why the reporter chose the headline ’study hard, party hard’ when the mentioned personnel is not even in any education institute?

 

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