nonsense.nonsense.nonsense

happy birthday to the original Mr Gan!

a bit old joke. the names changed from swine flu to mexican flu to H1N1.

well chong, Safra is more of a club for guys (primarily cause it’s target is NS personnel) so i tink catering to female members needs would be secondary. u can just ask pple wat they tink of with the word SAFRA, female club is the last thing on their mind. and lim, let me respond on behalf of safra. "membership fee is not enough for the maintenance of club facilities and therefore, we need to rent the hall out to ensure that membership fees do not increase with the rising cost of maintenance, and also to ensure club members get to enjoy quality facilities and low cost", response taken from "10 most politically correct reasons for unhappy customers who can’t do anything even if they are dissatisfied with it (SG edition)".

did u know POSB now gives $11.25 for every $10,000 u save in their bank? bank for the pple?

isnt misleading to say it’s unlimited and immediately say it’s $5.35/month but $5.35 only buys u 10mb?

i tink the company is just so cute! AH BOON. and the damage cost is $235k but the fine is $500k. i always wonder where does the fine go? to garment or the affected parties (the 3000 residents and 70 companies and Singtel).

This just shows we shld not be over reliant on the internet. and we shld take a more relax stand i guess, it’s not like no internet the world will end. wouldnt it be scary if it were?

actually i dont disagree with eating and drinking on MRT AS LONG AS the pple who eat dont litter, leave crumbs, bring pungent food, spill drinks, etc. but i guess too many idiots will do such things that’s why perhaps it’s a better idea to ban food and drinks. anyway, i tink quite ‘cool’ to have your pictures up in newspaper ya? no mosiac even.

then dont watch soccer la! so boring. 25 men chasing after a ball. YAWN!

i tink if the Mr aggrawai from the article above of this reads this promo, he will be damn DL.

wa, so many died in the course of preparing to protect the nation.

i remb reading last year that M1 and starfug would bring iPhones in. apparently not. new phone out this friday!

watever happened to him sia? yucks.

really got so good meh? if so good, how come some of the quotes are from unknowns? and the last comment just states a guy who watches for megan fox. tsk tsk.

some nus law student complaining they can’t get an internship cos the law firms are reserving slots for SMU. the first highlight is the response from SMU associate dean denyin such practise, but interesting she uses the word partners. the 2nd highlight is from Mr Jarrod Ng who is HR director but he has no idea abt the figures of SMU and NUS interns but somehow he knows the figure has remain constant. in the 3rd highlight, at least an admin officer from a firm had the balls to tell the truth. i like the last highlight the most, where the prof actually recommended not doing internship and spend it on student activities and sports!

dont say nv warn you.

the woman on the right is a billionaire who passed away of cancer leaving behind her fortune that is being fought by her supposed ex lover and a foundation. the ex lover is her fengshui consultant and while she consulted on his fengshui skills, she also consulted his head massage skill and that they somehow "fell in love" or smth like that. since the billionaire is dead, the fengshui master now claims that b4 she died, she say she wanted to leave everything for him, which is like billions of dollars. this fengshui master also received tons of her money during his consultation and tink he has a bungalow, helicopter and stuff (he is by far poor). have i mentioned the fengshui dude is already married? now he is claiming that he and billionaire were in love and he deserves the money. i wonder how the wife take it, for money sake? and he already so comfortably living his life, why would he want to fight with a foundation? greed is wat drives pple to improve and wat drives pple to disgrace.

some guy removed 3 trees from HIS house and was fined $6000. wth rite? cos his house was supposedly in the tree conservation area. who the hell knows of such a regulation? and the money goes to NPark direct. wth. no wonder quiet quiet.

40 trees felled without approval. at least $80,000! cool shit. and the guy that was fined $6000 also bit siao. he went mp to ask for help saying he lost his job. how poor thing. but dont forget, he owes a private house in holland road area. more of that next.

some guy from NParks said this law is widely publicised, to who? squrriels? and his example was a 2003 one, my goodness! that’s 6yrs ago! the info is on the website, but who would go read it? too bored then go read garment website? and see! the kena fined $6000 guy lives in a $2,500,000 house! for goodness sake, if he wanna appeal, at least give a better reason! Lost a job, lame.

if u happen to live in this area, tell your parents dont anyhow be george washington and chop trees k?

lame rules sia. and point 3, they make the rules until like the trees belong to them, but when ask to prune or remove, the trees dont belong to them anymore le.

did u know they are actually pple who fish from LONG GANG (drain or some pple say it as LONG GAO) then cook them? yee. canal fish makes it sound nicer hor, but it’s still from the long gang!

seems like mediac*ck’s tactics of using rape to generate emotions have been discovered! just in this year, at least 4 dramas got rape scene le.

and it also seems that pple who get rape in dramas also get awards from mediac*ck’s own award show. and i seriously tink joann peh’s performance in little nonya was so so only. in fact i tink little nonya is SUPER overrated. yucks.

these SOBs started work on a saturday at 9am. they went on for abt 30mins before taking a 3 hr break then finishing off 30mins ltr. why dont they just start at 1230 and finish at 130 and not come to my place and drill the hell out of the road so damn early on a saturday morning?

seriously dude, there’s so much space to park around my area, why must u park outside mine?

it pays to be a bodyguard!

i tink pple who always read finish my posts deserve pats on the bag. i tink slin might finish it. rite? ha.

[latest update: pat on teo's head for reading everything!]