Perfume studies anyone?

$1 petrol also kena complained. n that korean ass, 800 pple wait for him then he cancel. is he worth it? n on another note, the mall’s objective is to attract these shoppers hoping to convert them into ‘genuine’ shoppers.

so jealous sia, their grads get their names published in newspaper.

I will give u the 10th reason, i am suay. how many times have i seen the bus drive right pass me while i am still across the road.

if it’s so thin, shouldnt it break? anw, i dont get the ‘it feels like your own skin’ part and the needle poking the condom part, i aint gonna take a needle to part my own kkb u know?

for all u crazy folks who queued up madly for the hello kitty toys at mcdees years ago, guess u shld be excited abt this.

I certainly did not know they were rules for these bikes. all i know they are occupyin the road and need not pay road tax and block my damn way.

this is such a brilliant idea! i think some pple have a negative connotation with renting a gown, but tink of it, u have a great variety of choices, u can constantly have different gowns and it doesn’t take up space in the cupboard filled with clothes u bought from sale and never seen the daylight since!

who is rubina u ask? one of the slumdog millionarie stars. asking for too much?

That is a little sad. Maybe the business didn’t move with the times? Maybe wrong expansion strategy? Anw, the founder is called DAVE. oh, there’s closing down sale, so for u authentic CD lovers, time to go check it out.

U know u’ve made it (when u r on WIKIPEDIA)! ris, u r the ultimate champion! and seriously, she won A LOT of the subcategories of the contest. A LOT!

u r my hero heroine! surely, i do not have any of the courage that u possess. for that, i can only admire from a distance and know that somethings i am born with, somethings i am born without.

there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

more links to her vid:
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/news/34142.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO_3wokogSs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F74FZfdSJY&feature=related

do watch to check her out! (courtesy of reu & hy)

i want to blog more, but just lazy. i wan to shoot more photos, but just lazy. i am just lazy…

I hate those bumpy roads that contractors leave behind. wan to test how lousy my bike suspension is is it?

i like this sort of advert.

my house is a forest. got worms, beatles, cockroach, ants, etc.

i am quite sure this plastic bag is limited ed.

it’s amazing how u can replace a zebra with a painted donkey. if the zebra was too expensive to replace, why din anyone care for it in the first place?

for those of u opposed to PAP, i am sure u guys would have shouted HELL YEAH! but for those pro PAP, i am sure u would have said, this is bo liao.

this is one of the rare few cases where pple (in this case, one woman) actually suggests to have a electronic payment for carpark. i thot pple hated the sight of it. well, i do err.

i tink woman shld read this!

my birthday cake! small but that’s all i need.

how many elmos can u see?

It was my day a week ago. and being older, like my running speed, my pace in blogging has decreased as well. Anyway, shall share my day!

present 1: me got a surprise home made lunch! Omu rice n potato! yuppie! in a nice mickey mouse container. And there was milo too! in a mickey mouse cup!

present 2: Elouch (or grouchmo). Pictured here with my Mickey Mouse container and Mickey Mouse cup from lunch!

present 3: a giant birthday card! haha. i ain’t the grouch (who says i am a grumpy old man)!

and the present can be flipped to another side! it’s double side can! i am sure many hard work went into it! =)

present 4: the picture says itself.

present 5: the girl wearing a black jacket and holding a menu! kidding. it was japanese buffet! at irodori! free flow of sashimi and tons of other food! very very full after that! teapot soup is good! and the salmon sashimi! i feel hungry mentioning it! tink UOB has 15% discount for lunch on weekdays!

All in, it was a simple but great day (all i could wish for). Thanks to the angel who went thru all the trouble to make all these happen (not to miss out on the money spend)!

no doubt this vid is of national concern/debate (as some might say), i couldn’t even watch finish the vid as it was too boring/not professional (no offence to ms low).

Comments:
1) content was bad (i love running down orchard road with a bigini)
2) fluency was bad (boomz, rad, u know the rest)
3) very ill-prepared (she always look up in the sky whenever she needs to tink)
4) definitely not trained in public speaking
5) i really hate to say it, but kind of airhead (judging from this vid ALONE, not sayin her as a real person)
6) n i tink it’s contradicting to say ‘i love safari’ and ‘i love to wear preens’, unless u tell me u love animals so much u wanna dress like them.

much training to be done. n i feel from singaporeans’ comments so far, it is not as insulting to ms low than to the judges who picked her. wth were they thinking? doing a april’s fool?

Was down at SPCA a couple of days ago, and it was quite sad to see all the pets there (probably just a fraction of all the pets brought in). Good thing is if you see the dogs in the cages, means they will be stayin there for life even if they were not adopted (means they probably passed some stringent health check). Also, the dogs there were generally quiet and not as noisy as one might think. However, i do see more big sized dogs than smaller ones (meaning not HDB approved). Why do pple buy pets then dump them away?

The dogs!

The cats!

The rabbits!

And even poor ham ham!

Click here for more pics!

So if any of u guys wan a pet (even if u have truck loads of cash), do give SPCA a visit first to see if any of the pets there appeal to your heart (hopefully will be more than ONE pet). n for those who have abandoned your pet n u see it here, please do smth abt it (adopt it back or bang your head against the wall).

remb the last time i talk bad abt DBS, here i am at it again. Once again, they deducted annual fee for my debit card without first asking me if I was even interested to continue with the subscription. DBS, why r u so cock? r u so desperate for $10.70 that you cant even call to ask me first?
Lesson learnt: Either dont bank with DBS/POSB although they are the poor people’s bank OR please ensure your cards have not lost their annual waiver by calling them and not trusting the year stated on the card (mine says 2010).
Additional input: I can’t even find a mission and vision statement of DBS or POSB on their website.
[Edit] I just called in and told them about it. The guy said if i cancelled the card, he will credit back the annual fee to me. of cos i cancelled it. at least i got my money back. but still, I think they shld have the courtesy to call to confirm before assuming. Also, why is it the last time I called abt my orange card, the phone operator didn’t provide the same option?

I have also decided not to let starhub earn my miserable pennies. My contract with them ended more than a year ago n till now, they have not called me to give me promo to continue with them. Service Promise? I think they have a bullshit culture. all bluff me de. Singtel and M1 are both offering $100 deduction for handsets if I jump over to them. the choice is clear.

On the day I wore gown………………………………………

My cat got a big shock of her life……………………………………………………

some a$$hole abandoned his/her dog outside my place. simply just tied it to the railing and din even leave any water. and the dog was having some skin disease or smth and i could see it constantly shaking it’s head to ward off the irritating flies that wants to land on its head. the place wasn’t exactly hot but it definitely wasn’t shaded. i dont understand why would pple get a dog without the full intention to take good care of it. it’s a responsibility. if it has skin problem, the solution is simple, go to the vet, not abandon it. anw, my dad called the spca to take the dog. i got a feelin they just gave it the jab of peace. to the owner of the dog, may u either have no children to take care of u when u r old OR may your children tie u to a railing and abandon u one day too.

was at secret recipe for dinner. there was this cheater promo where u pay $5 extra for 2 side dishes. so we chose the cesaer salad and peach tea. look at the bowl in the centre, it’s smaller than my fist. and the tea? it doesnt taste like peach at all. oh, and plain water is chargable at $0.50 per bottle (abt 330ml). why the hell am i paying for water when i already have to pay for 10% service charge? all the service i am getting is someone takin my order, sending my food to me and someone that can get my bill (can they dont charge the 10% n i do it for them). Secret recipe is almost there in my boycott list (along with vivo and gv).

people shld make better use of their time n resources.

my ah lian slipper

it has been 9 years?!

sure or not? 8yrs already?

it felt just like it was last year. time really flies. sadly.

*blah* cat stickin tongue out.

=)

pee on me.

who says papa dont know how to park his car? n this actually resulted in 2 police cars coming over. i tink they are bored and probably din even issue any summons.

a piece of me

there are 2 ways to see this. one, this monk is a mad monk. he indulges in all the wordly pleasures and makes me wan to be a monk too. The other, shldnt he be rewarded for the management of such a big charity? it’s ok if a CEO of a similar size company gets all these, but not a monk who manages a same size company? is it all in the mindset? or is it because he’s a monk and by default, he’s supposed to be less indulged?

shant say which university (nus), shant say where (central forum) and shant say which faculty (fass). n i tink that wasnt the only trolley there. wonder were they sponsered the trollies.

on a seperate note, while i do know the merits of float making (pride, bondage, belonging), i tink float building is actually very not smart. they claim they use recycable materials, but how can the materials they use be recycled after a layer of paint has been coated over it? more waste created? they spent thousands of dollars budget to build a float, cant the money be donated to charity for better use? they take up place. they take up time (got so much time, why not help out in the community?). yet, the truth is so obvious but most will just see the other way.

was unable to have a direct link to the video due to wordpress’s and razor tv’s limitation. anw, this is quite a popular video now i heard. ha. enjoy.

[edit]Found the video on youtube